second cousin

a child of a first cousin

My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.

by arkitek December 28, 2005

Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.

Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?

by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019

Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

wack cousins

A person or group who are acting in a non-professional manner.

Spider and his crew need to stop acting like such wack cousins and just chill.

by Styles Re January 26, 2009

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Anti-Cousin

A cousin who exhibits antisocial behavior.

Our parents might be siblings, but he is the Anti-Cousin.

by MagnusPie November 23, 2014

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018