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mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!
by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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lunch counter

Usually at the end of a strip show.

The dancer squats down at the edge of a stage and the patrons pay a small fee (usually 4 bits) to get to lick her snatch.
"I'm going down to 612 Warf Avenue in hopes of finding the ol' Lunch Counter."
by Lord Jezo February 3, 2005
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counter-strike: source

The more fun and graphically better version of the popular "Terrorist vs. Counter-Terrorist" online FPS Counter-Strike or CS.This newer version utilizes the Half-life 2 engine with physics and better graphics.The older version will probably stop being updated and this newer one will be seeing new maps and other better cool features.
Go and buy it and find out what its like
by Gary strang April 7, 2005
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counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.
by martha March 31, 2003
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Counter Meal

We'll go out and have a fabulous counter meal later tonight.
by Godmachine12 August 1, 2012
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Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
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