Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.

"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."

by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009

Corporate Philanthropist

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.

None come to mind. corporate philanthropist

by Sancho Panda October 18, 2009

Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...

by Lilithian October 8, 2020

Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.

I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.

by Incubusss November 27, 2015

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.

Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.

by Dokki June 12, 2020

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012