cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.
1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!
by Geoffrey N May 03, 2007
Get the cooter face mug.

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!
Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!
by 1984 Dominator October 07, 2006
Get the Cooter Scooter mug.

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.
"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"
by Phill McRacken December 09, 2003
Get the Cooter Cork mug.

cooter plug

slang for tampon
recently made up by my friend jessica, she is a filthy minded little scene kid
"got any cooter plugs? im fresh out."
"hey, you dropped a cooter plug!"
by wkdwtchofthewest March 18, 2006
Get the cooter plug mug.

Cooter Cleavage

Cooter cleavage is camel toe, but its so bad that you can see the lips of the vagina. Cooter is to vagina as cleavage is to showing off.
Ew did you see Miley Cyrus' Cooter Cleavage in her hit show hannah montana. It was like her vagina was hungry, cuz damn it was eatin her jeans.
by Dionnaa February 16, 2009
Get the Cooter Cleavage mug.

cooter badge

Its a tattoo on the vaginal area. Typically a butterfly, but could be any number of other things
did you see Shelli's new cooter badge ? She got a monarch butterfly
by name dropper April 26, 2010
Get the cooter badge mug.

Cooter Tap

To tap a cooter
To get some punani
To tickle/tap a vagina with ones hand
Matt is such a papschmeow he never cooter taps anyone
Let's go out tonight and cooter tap some ladies
by jmlaxboy24 April 25, 2008
Get the Cooter Tap mug.