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combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.
Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.
by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019
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combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
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combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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Combative

“Sarah Fuller wants to go to Hayden? That bitch is COMBATIVE”
by Spandexx March 19, 2021
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combatilist

I’m training Luke to be an amazing combatilist.
by A_Superior_Kiwi May 29, 2021
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Combat-Queen

The pejorative name used to describe a soldier, or veteran of the US armed forces who is working, or has worked in a combat related role (usually infantry), who is at least one of the following:

A) Overly concerned with comparing his/her job, and/or experience with other military roles.

B) Condescending of others' lack of combat experience, regardless of the targeted entity's current, or past military involvement; Often perceiving them as inferior, either physically, or psychologically.

C) Frequently mentioning past combat-related experiences, either in the form of stories, or gratuitous comments during contextually unrelated social situations. (IE. Parties, work, vacations etc.)

The above circumstances are speculated to stem from a strong need for validation, admiration, or used as a façade to hide his/her insecurities.
Jim: "Wow! It sure is hot outside today."
Amy: "Tell me about it; I started sweating right away!"
John "Pshh, you wouldn't know real heat unless you spent a summer in Kandahar.."
Jim to Amy: "Jeez, what a Combat-Queen."
by Pravvus June 23, 2021
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Combat#1173

Retard. Loves having incest with dog.
Combat#1173 is a skid. He is very gay.
by Jack Wattson October 17, 2021
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