by Mr Cone November 7, 2020
Get the mr cone mug.An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
Get the Cone Donkey mug.(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District May 1, 2018
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Get the Rossy Cone mug.That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."
by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011
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Get the throat cones mug.A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
by 9109bm December 28, 2014
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