The comments section

Basically one can be wholesome and people can be peaceful but one can be no man’s land where there is drama and fighting.

The comments section became no man’s land after drama with a YouTuber

by The cheek freak from Mars April 30, 2022

Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

Youtube Comment

Usually a good way to fall into depression or just Laugh. These are absolute proof people get "muscles" from being miles away from someone. The fact is it isn't even comments anymore. It's basically a chatroom for E-thugs, trolls, and kids who get their ass kicked in real life. This is made possible by the REPLY button. Ah yes, the reply button, we've seen it. The start to a raged flame war. What I don't get is if they're comments, why is there a reply? Another thing that proves Youtube engineers from Google were on weed when making YT is Comment Rating. The absolute way for a complete douche to show how "superior" they are to people is too give them a good ol' thumbs down. This soon becomes a pile up and other dumbwits join in on completly trashing it until the comment disappears. So this proves half the community plays Jesus on the comment boards. I personally made an account to piss of the 10-year old trolls and easily angered fanboys. lol try it, its crazy how fast they get pissed and spam your inbox with "FUCK YOU!!!!" messages and then they end it with pussy blocking you. Sorry if this was long but it speaks the truth.

Noob: OMG LADY GAGA IS HAWTTT!!!
Me: So you like men? lol (as a joke)
Noob(in message): Subject: SCREW OFF SOOPID GEH KID
Message: OMG NARD U SUCK IMA FIND U NOOBA! (NERD RANT follows....)
Youtube Comments are a WMD.^

by Awesomesauce123 February 19, 2010

comments

something urban dictionary got rid of

half the humor on urban dictionary was in the comments section, which urban dictionary got rid of

by ghankstaer April 11, 2009

highest rated comment

comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber

most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.

i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.

by wowspare September 16, 2010

Commental

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.

"Man your so commental today, cut it out."

by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021