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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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coffin game

rpg indie horror videogame based on two emo siblings with terrible personalities and traits, parents who sold those two siblings to the organ trade, and a religious cult, among other bad people in general.

however despite its horror themes, most of its appeal in its community is directed towards the “alabama-style” relationship the two siblings can have in chapter 2, this is shown in the game’s subreddit.
by bruhinator 2000 November 3, 2023
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Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023
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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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