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You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
mugGet the You got corn cobs in your earsmug.

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
mugGet the SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COBmug.

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob
by Josval2 December 16, 2019
mugGet the Slob on my knob like corn on the cobmug.

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.
by plumphobia March 17, 2021
mugGet the corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dogmug.

COB

Cock on Balls; or COB to have completed a task in good time, or exceptionally well or built something to perfection. Derived from the male form, Cock being slang for penis and balls slang for testicals. there is no greater design or example of perfection then the male anatomy.
Ben: " hows that job commiing?"
Pete "cock on balls be done in a minute!"

"you've done another COB job johnson"
by modern_cowboy March 26, 2010
mugGet the COBmug.

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