bag of coal

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal
by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022
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coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022
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Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain
I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains
by Curious~spacecraft July 02, 2024
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coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.
by P-Squilly January 14, 2024
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Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.
My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.
by SCICT January 12, 2025
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coal

yoo wheres diego?

he is beside me

ohh i thought that was a piece of coal
by AlexIscute July 21, 2022
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