closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Closeted Whore

A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.

Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat February 6, 2020

Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.

Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018

WoW closet

The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.

Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow

Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!

Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!

by anti nerd December 19, 2010

rain closet

a shower, in your bathroom

Evan : goin in tha rain closet
Lucas : I'll be 10 mins, what road do you live on?

by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007

closet jenga

(n.)

The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.

"John was looking for his box of porn when closet jenga occurred."

by hollywoodundead!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 June 20, 2011

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012