Classic Roger

A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.

The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).

Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
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'Classic' Roblox

'Classic' Roblox was a period of Roblox's lifetime beginning in 2006 and ending in 2015, whereas people credit it mostly for a time when 'copy-pastes, slenders,' and 'emos' were non-existent. Although people say that 'Classic Roblox was the best period of Roblox,' actual OG's are hard to find; because of Roblox's new reputation as nothing more than a haven for autists and the like. Games credited for ending the 'Classic' period were, most notably, Adopt and Raise a Kid games around 2016.

While being a 2013 OG, I can and cannot say that 'Classic' Roblox was actually 'the best time for Roblox.' Most people who even glorify the 'Classic' times joined around 2017, and act like they knew all of the inside jokes from a WayBack-Machine search. I will also say that the games on current/modern Roblox were a lot better than the old ones when I first joined. Games like 'A Pirate's Life' got repetitive easily (even Crossroads), or famously, 'Sword Fights on the Heights,' is blinded by nostalgia/wanna-be-OG's 'nostalgia.' What carried 'Classic' Roblox was friends, because most games were actually that boring after the first 15 minutes
Military Avatar: Get off Roblox! This website was so much better without the NEW people.. I miss the old days!
2013 OG: If you were an actual OG, you'd know that 'Classic' Roblox was one of the most boring eras of a video-games lifetime.
by heyolololol November 6, 2022
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bryan classic

when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
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Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.
Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.
by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020
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Classic Dannyboy

a youtuber that makes gaming content, including games like fortnite and minecraft, Classic Dannyboy was thirteen when he first started his youtube channel on the 19th of November 2019.

Classic Dannyboy is also very passionate about his small youtube community.

Classic Dannyboys birthday is the 27th of February, born on 2006.
Classic Dannyboy will always be slightly better than you, at every thing.
by SomeRandomGuyThatKnowsStuff August 11, 2020
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Hydro classic

A person that masterbate’s in any form of water ( hot tubs, tubs, jacuzzis, showers, swimming pools
by Kel0692 January 19, 2018
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Fryer classic

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
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