Tommy Clarke

The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘

Tommy Clarke is my nan

by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021

Louis and Clarking

When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.

"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"

by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014

stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.

That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019

Angus Clark

Angus the skinhead lukemia patient with a micro penis covered with thick pubes

Dude i got drunk last night and fucked Angus Clark worst mistake ever is was like bouncing on a thick bush of pubes with no dick

by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

lily clarke

big booty but flat chested af

wow, she looks like a lily clarke! thats a shame

by lily clarke December 9, 2016

Cheif Clark

The reincarnation of God as we know it.

did you see cheif clark today he is a god

by thegreatoceansarebig February 16, 2021

Ebony Clarke

A dirty slut hoe that cracks onto men in relationships at a work place.

Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch

by Workchick March 7, 2022