A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
Get the Jesus Christmug. by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020
Get the Jesus Christmug. A welt formed when a stick/baton is used to smack the posterior, leaving a red linear mark that is perpendicular to the butt crack making a cross shape.
by CadetCampbell July 25, 2017
Get the sign of christmug. A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.
by killr_b November 10, 2008
Get the skeleton christmug. it's jason bourne
by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018
Get the Jesus Christmug. a movie by mel gibson, the son of a holocaust denier, that somehow made it through the jews in hollywood to tell the story of jesus while being subtly anti-semetic
by anonymous April 15, 2004
Get the the passion of christmug. A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.
by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004
Get the christ fistermug.