by y0urfav0ritefavors February 7, 2023

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.
Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.
by NIGGoku July 15, 2025

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

by ice boi December 19, 2017

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.
by Lildval September 23, 2021
