Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.
The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Get the Chessmug. Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
Get the Law's Theory of Chess Referencesmug. A sephirah from Kabbalah, it represents the love and sweetness, kindness, generosity, selfless and some other times charity! The most beautiful sephirah and super female, connected to Hashem.
You are an amazing soul, your chessed is giant compared to the earth, your heart is pure and your love is above all.
by Purity and Love for the Humans May 31, 2022
Get the Chessedmug. by Savvy827 October 30, 2021
Get the Chess tournamentmug. Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.
Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.
by MajorChess October 11, 2019
Get the everything is chessmug. by Joseph Manzella September 2, 2016
Get the sack chessemug.