Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

Caught a Jessica

Caught a Jessica.

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

caught lacking

if one is caught lacking then that means they were caught in a vulnerable position

Katie was caught lacking and now she's in a wheelchair

by That's not very paragon! December 20, 2023

Caught spits

Receiving oral sex

YOOOO, I just caught spits from this one shorty in the bathroom!

by S1lent_Ch4lk January 2, 2024

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025

Caught in IMAX

It’s like being caught in 4k, but even more red-handed or heavily documented.

Bro 1: Did you hear how Jacon got busted stealing DXM from dollar tree?

Bro 2: Yeah Bro, there was a cop standing right outside who happened to be FaceTiming the attorney general. Fuck getting caught in 4k, he got caught in IMAX.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023