Caitlen

A fine ass chick. Aka "hot stuff"

Damn! That Caitlen is a fine piece of ass. I would sure like to hit the shit from behind.

by Sean March 25, 2005

Herman Cain

A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.

Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?

Herman Cain: 9-9-9!

by TheMechanic11 November 19, 2011

Caitlin

caitlin craziest most loving girl you'll ever meet! so much fun and very loyal! shes very loud, and fairly opinionated. absolutly gorgeous but with serious self esteem issues :P she loves her family and friends! love her more than life :)

"meet my RUDE BOSSY BEST BEST friend, Caitlin

by adhsfjahusdfhk February 3, 2010

Caitlin

Caitlin is the irish name for pure. A girl that is often so amazing that no guy will ever deserve her. Caitlin's are usually brunette with gorgeous eyes. She is almost always laughing or smiling and is herself no matter what. She is constantly joking around. A Caitlin is extremely different, in a beautiful way.

- "Caitlin is so cute and amazing... I wish she was my girlfriend"

- "ummm....I'm your girlfriend?"

by butterfly2013 July 27, 2011

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.

"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
-click-
"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
-click-
"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

by AcneAndAnthrax June 8, 2015

Caitlin

The most beautiful girl to ever walk the Earth. Words can't describe how amazing she is. Caitlin's gorgeous blonde hair will drive you crazy for her. Caitlin is the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with. She has the best sense of humour, she's incredibly smart and she has the most beautiful eyes (you could stare into them for days, years, an entire lifetime and you will never get tired of them). If you find Caitlin and manage to keep her - you're so incredibly lucky, blessed, you've won the lottery. She'll be the last thing on your mind at night and the first thing on your mind in the morning. When she's not with you expect to miss her more than you'd miss oxygen while drowning. She's the love of your life.

Nick you're one lucky man, Caitlin is perfect.

by NBeaman March 11, 2018

Caine

A very good friend. He isn't just a name for a drug. He is a sweet boy with good intentions and he isn't afraid to be himself. He can sometimes embarrass himself, but he sticks with it because he isn't afraid what snide comments might come after and that's what makes him special.

Person 1: "Why did he say that?"

Person 2: "He's a Caine!"

by Grrrrr:D November 10, 2011