canada

A country bordering America with nice people, but it's fair share of not so nice ones, smart people and idiots, anorexic freaks and obese people, and all that normal jazz. Canada's just a country like anyone else, we don't live in igloos and have pet beavers, (although a beaver tail is a very popular dessert). We're not usually all that happy with our government either, America isn't the only country with that problem. We don't live in parkas and go skiing every day and unlike popular belief we DO have electricity up here. Parts of the USA are farther north than Toronto and Windsor, for example. So don't show up at the border wearing a snowsuit + skis in july. We have summer here too. We're normal people, and have our stereotypes, just like America may, or any other country.

My name is Alex.
And I - AM - CANADIAN!

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

by d a n a e October 6, 2006

Canada

A country I am proud to call my home.

We have every thing

high living standards
Strong economy
Culture
good music
good people
Wealth
and Canada is especially proud to call the United States of America its neighbour, friend and ally

Canada is lucky to have such a good friend as America who will fight to the death for us even when a bucn of hypocrite Canadians trash talk America

God bless Canada
and
God bless America

by free thought master July 2, 2005

Canada's history

This terrifying, little-practiced sex act requires elaborate staging and great acrobatic strength. First, the nude, submissive participant stands before the Stanley cup. The submissive lowers their head into the cup. The dominant participant approaches from behind with a decanter of warmed maple syrup, which is poured liberally onto the head and genitals of the submissive. Using thinly-sliced Canadian bacon as a prophylactic, the dominant penetrates the anus of the submissive with the body part or object of their choice, while simultaneously scoring the submissive's back with the antlers of a moose. Coitus ensues. Traditionally, the climax of either partner is marked by shouting the name of the band Rush's singer and bass player, "Geddy Lee!"

Right after my partner marked me with the Dirty Sanchez, I retorted with a Canada's history.

by dragonfucker February 6, 2010

canada dry

a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.

1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry

2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry

by tyler & cory August 26, 2005

Canada

Canada is a peaceful, multi-cultural nation and is the 2nd largest country in the world. Canada has provinces and territories instead of states, and has a Prime Minister, NOT a President. Canada's symbol is the Maple Leaf.

It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.

Guy A: Hey did you know some Americans pretend to be from Canada when travelling abroad?
Guy B: I WONTDER why......

by 7sdrawkcab February 16, 2009

Crandall'd

The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.

1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.

2. Yup, I lost my job. I totally got Crandall'd.

by Like a Boss!! February 4, 2010

camandapon

the act of taking out a bloody tampon and shoving it in your lover's ass...then, while sucking him off, you pull the string, right when he's going to blow his wad

dude, you have never felt anything as good as a camandapon

by jweezy44 April 28, 2010