cartimoffv

my old bae that i still love -laya #brocken4life

cartimoffv is gay

by layatbh July 5, 2021

carti sexual

is a person who listens to carti and is attracted to him i am a cartisexual and i wanna lick his skin till his legs shake

bro i dont think am gay or bi i think am attracted to a guy who's better then everyone in the music industry (expect frank ocean)

bro i think your carti sexual

by pepepopopepepopo July 20, 2021

certified.trashpanda

@._Oliviaada._’s super cool moot
She uses she/her pronouns and she is ace and pan!

Person 1-is that certified.trashpanda?
Person 2- o yeah! Isnt she the coolest?!

by Oliviaada August 30, 2021

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

Cartinations

The best account on tiktok with the best edits, always her edits are W. I have a crush on her.

X: Wow! Did you saw new Cartinations edit?
Y: I did, it was hard tho!

by daddycarti2061 January 22, 2022

Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022