buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

buticking

The licking of poo directly out of a mans anus

Whilst johnny was sleeping I gave him a buticking

by Psycho_Aquaman July 29, 2014

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

bitching up

When someone starts more of a bitch everyday and keep up their game. Their bitch level goes up!

She is complaining and bitching up everyday!

by bitchinglevel1000 May 16, 2016

Bitching

A girl who is just acting like she all that but she not and she also doesn't use proper grammar like "nah I Ben roll'in round this paper fo days " also a person who just annoys the fuck out of you and keeps bothering you but you don't give a shit

Yo why don't you go away and stop bitching Becky with the good hair

by Shadow.com April 27, 2017