Brooklyn bump

- noun: A parking technique involving pulling a vehicle forward and back into nearby cars to force one's way into an overly narrow parking spot.

- verb: to utilize the Booklyn bump in order to force a vehicle into a narrow parking space.

- noun: "My friend used the Brooklyn bump to get his SUV into a parking spot barely suited for a compact sedan."

- verb: "I Brooklyn bumped my way into a narrow spot right in front of the theater."

by Danny Kickass March 31, 2009

bumping uglies

doing the nasty, fucking, making love, screwing, having sex.

No, mom. Me and Amy were bumping uglies when you called last night. It was off the hizzoook!

by Luvmaker November 14, 2004

AP Bump

The bump on your middle finger of the hand that you write with resulting from hours of homework assigned by AP classes. May remain for days, weeks or even months.

Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.

Joe: Is the new kid any smart?
Steve: Yes, you can tell by the size of his AP Bump.

by ipod_ninja April 4, 2010

Shadow-bumping

On the IMDB forums, the act of posting a blank response and then deleting it a second later thus intentively bumping the targetted thread and remaining anonymous as the bumper.
Specifically detested because it is a stealth form of necroposting and often used by trolls.

boxOmetal: some idiot just revived that y2k thread
cardboardboy: yes, well done idiot
boxOmetal: wtf?
cardboardboy: saw your name on the most recent post before it was deleted you shadow-bumping idiot

by blueshift August 13, 2006

peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

by trouble cock April 9, 2009

monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013