Jelly Bruise

After one has made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put it in a paper sack, and carried it around all day in a backpack, the bread may have become smashed, thus letting Jelly seap into the holes of the bread. The jelly then changes the bread from white colours to an ugly greyish purple, resembling a bruise on a human.

Hey Zach, you have a jelly bruise today?" "Yeah I do, Jake. I got ran into in the hallway and they smashed my bag

by The_Italian_Stalion_girl December 2, 2010

taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012

lil brudda

a younger homie u tried to smash that can’t take dick but has a goooood head on his shoulders.

naah don’t fw kem. i think dat rome lil brudda. and rome crazy bout dat lil nigga

by yolilbrudda December 18, 2021

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

brud

good-tasting?

thanksgiving with sell and fam was so brud. just waiting for that trytophan to start kickin in. lol.

by E. Chow November 29, 2010

mushroom bruise

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

brudenell

the act of running around naked, at night, with your best friend, just because you want to. Normally involves funny hats and/ or body paints.

Confused onlooker: "Hey look! Joey and Jessie are doing a brudenell!"
Other confused onlooker: "Woah that takes some guts."

by HHHHHAAAA March 15, 2008