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Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman
Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment
by Cokecat87 January 6, 2022
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cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023
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Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.
by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
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Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles
I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now
by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023
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Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man
*sees a broom asso* man onethat shit be bussing
by kednal338 April 6, 2021
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