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Breakfast Shot

A shot of Jameson followed by a small glass of orange juice, followed by a strip of bacon.
Looks like the sun's coming up. Hey bartender, gimme a Breakfast Shot!
by teemo1 June 28, 2013
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Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008
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dog's breakfast

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)
Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job
by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004
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breakfast-of-champions

I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.
by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003
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trucker's breakfast

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.
she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
by hanktown February 6, 2010
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dog's breakfast

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.
This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!
by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017
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Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.
by drunk money November 10, 2008
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