cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.

I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.

by QueCumBer January 17, 2014

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

blasting

The act of Text messaging. (Usually multiple texts in a short period.)

"Kim is blasting her friends about the party tonight"

by Scintilla February 18, 2008

Blasting Ass

Anal sex.

John and Dana wound up blasting ass last night.

by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

finger blasting

synonym of finger banging

Hey Rachael, let me finger-band you.

by nada October 30, 2003