Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020

smoke a bowel

Smoking a certain amount of weed out of a pipe

Jon wanna come smoke a bowel with me

by Pussy pounder December 12, 2015

randy bowers

Most handsome man alive. always sweet. likes to drive fast.. good mechanic doesnt want love unless it is thee one he wants to spend the rest of his life with them brown eyed beauty wouldnt trade anything in the world for the love of his life likes to hunt most compatable with particial mexicans

I love Randy Bowers=

by rlover July 30, 2010

bowersoxed

-the act of being a hippie pot head, tree hugging.

-to wake up with a soar asshole and a hangover

Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade

by rip-me-a-new-one October 23, 2009

callum bowles

A very cool kid who likes women and isnt gay, and plays hockey and is good at it.

callum bowles is a very cool kid who isnt gay and plays hockey and is good at it.

by devon bowles December 2, 2009

torch bowls

Smoke mad bowls of chronic. Get blazed as hell using a bowl to hold the bud.

We were torch bowls last night we got baked as hell.
We torch bowls all day .

by weed247 February 3, 2010

Two Bowls of Rice

the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the Iraq general when he wants to F-yer azz.

Iraqi General: Hello LTC how do you feel today?

LTC: General I a little hungry today

Iraqi General: Hungry enough for two bowls of rice?

by King Of Komms August 5, 2011