boober

a mentally ill gay person aka a ranboo stan

omg look that person is wearing ranboo merch they must be a boober

by boober420 December 25, 2021

Boobery

1. Shinanigans, often used to describe a random plot of events

Related items:

1. Malboobery: bad shinanigans
2. Proboobery: good shinanigans
3. Proboobero: a human who does good shinanigans

4. Malboobero: a human who does bad shinanigans

"Sorry I'm late, a lot of boobery came up."

-anonymous

"Fredrickson, quit your malboobery and come over here this instant!"

-Queen of England

"I just went to a Save The Trees march. You know, that kind of proboobery and shit."

-YouTuber

"I consider myself a proboobero. I'm a good human, I promise."

-Tinder

"Your mom is a malboobero."
-Todd (just random old Todd)

by Orange Florange April 3, 2022

Boebertworld

The unintelligible world of beliefs based on the wildly contorted, ignorant spew emanating from the vacant brain and uninhibited pie-hole of the Republican U.S. Representative from Colorado, Lauren Boebert.

“I choose to live right here in Boebertworld because I would otherwise have no other comparable income; having no defined sense of self or beliefs that aren’t funded by the far right racist gunboys who write my absurd statements as they get high in their mother’s basements,” uttered Ms. Boebert in an uncharacteristic moment of honesty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2022

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023

Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.

"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"

by May Urrie September 18, 2023

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010

stealth bomber

A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??

I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.

by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011