Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

by Eissac the Rin January 23, 2009

cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006

Blumpkin Pie

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.

That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.

by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009

blumpkin supreme

To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.

Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.

by Moses87 July 12, 2006

Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.

My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.

by Rod Cocksman March 21, 2009

Reverse Blumpkin

All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.

The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.

Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.

Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?

Girlfriend: Yes.

by Gundament2 November 9, 2012

blumpkin party

3 or more blumpkins taking place in ajoining bathroom stalls

that blumpkin party was epic!

by DDP March 23, 2005