Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.

My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.

by JS123678123 February 20, 2024

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 23, 2009

Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy

I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.

by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.

My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.

by borse14 June 17, 2017

Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious

Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!

by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 09, 2024

skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.

She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.

by The tenderizer December 05, 2017