Text blast

To send a single text message to a large number of people simultaneously.

Person 1: Yo there's a party tonight at my place.

Person 2: Alright! I'll send a text blast to let everyone know.

by sigmaomega April 20, 2010

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Buzz Blasts

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.

I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast

by tatomuck1 October 27, 2008

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Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 30, 2009

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Blast the Jam

to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.

Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.

by K_DIZZ September 21, 2009

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green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

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