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bitchless

a word used to describe a single person who lacks bitches

a.k.a. me
guy 1 - "ey man, u see that group of bitches over there?"
guy 2 - "yeah man, what about them?"
guy 1 - "go talk to them, maybe you could pull."
guy 2 - "hell nah man."
guy 1 - "alright then, stay bitchless, bitch."
guy 2 - "dam bruh."
by jacensolo64 March 28, 2024
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de-bitchlessnessing

Trying to find one of your friends a lady after he has been dumped, or is just out of the game.
"how's the de-bitchlessnessing of john coming along?"
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."
by eternally bitchless August 3, 2007
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heat bitchiness

A state occuring before heat exhaustion but after heat frustration. Often accompanied by phrases such as "Dammit! It's hot! Why is it so damn hot!"
Get this woman a margarita! She's passed from heat frustration into full on heat bitchiness!
by MrGryphon October 26, 2015
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High Pitchness

When you have a friend named grace that matured faster than u and is older but her voice is higher pitch.
Grace has a lot of high pitchness in her voice
by kanyewestscousin December 31, 2019
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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
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bitchass-ho-alot

The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.
That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!
by Pole Reader January 18, 2009
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