In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.

"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."

by Ncmo December 18, 2009

wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

by JasPace🍁 August 31, 2015

surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008

Put that bitch to bed

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

by freddiedangerous October 26, 2015

Rock my head in bed

To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.

John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!

by Sippysip45 May 29, 2018

ur mommy in my bed

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

by s_jaffe February 27, 2022