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betting on the monkey

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!
by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008
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Seggsy Beetiny

A seggsy Beetiny is the hottest mf u will ever met. Seggsy Beetiny with change your life forever. It will make u leave your hot lady friend, just for seggsy Beetiny. Seggsy Beetiny with forever live. Seggsy Beetiny is da most Seggsy and hot motherfucking bee u will ever met. LONG LIVE DA SEGGSY BEETINY.
(iS iT tOo LaTe tOo sAy SoR-BEe)
RIP 2021-2021
“Damnnnnnnnnnn u looking pretty Seggsy today”
“Every time I think bout Seggsy Beetiny, I get turned on
by Liv :D March 13, 2021
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bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.
Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.
by midget85742 October 18, 2008
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throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.
"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.
by Logan9a November 16, 2010
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Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up
Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings
by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005
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Beating around the bush

When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.
yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.
by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011
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beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
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