Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.

"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003

sexy tomboy beanpole

Another name for Keira Knightley.

Did you see the latest period piece starring that sexy tomboy beanpole, Keira Knightley?

by Crosey January 10, 2008

Beansprout

Derived from bean - the term of endearment - beansprout refers to said individual when they were younger. This can also refer to a bean who is younger than you.

See fetus.

"Oh my gosh, Darren Criss was such a beansprout back when he was in AVPM!"

"Have you seen Ryan Gosling in Mickey Mouse Club? What a beansprout!'

"Look at my third grade yearbook picture!" "Wow, what a beansprout!"

by dalxndr September 6, 2017

hobo beans

hobo beans are when you eat the beans straight out of the canwith a spoon - without warming the beans up. usually eaten when you are in a rush or being lazy.

John was in a rush to get to work so he only had time for some hobo beans.

by jackothy perkins September 26, 2009

Baked beans

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

by monkeybob November 19, 2004

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011