trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

Batshit Insane

Batshit Insane is a level of crazy that many people, including myself, experience, either constantly or momentarily.

In order to be truly Batshit Insane, you must abandon all rational thought, and let your Bizzaro instincts take over. You must clear your mind of all those pesky morals, too. Trust me, it's very, very rewarding.

Now that's the monetary tyep, the permenant type is best explained through example:
GOOD Batshit Insane:
-Me
-You
-The existence of UltraNeko
BAD Batshit Insane:
-Transformers Fans
-Star Trek fans
-Serial killers
-Serial rapists
-Serial robbers
-Serial killer-robber-rapists
-Those who doubt UltraNeko
-Alan Moore

Good:

-So, you're telling me that there's someone in this world who is a woman, loves video games, is funny, and seems like you could talk to her on multiple levels?
-Yep.
-That's Batshit Insane!

Bad:
Random British person: Did you hear they're making a Watchmen movie?
Alan Moore: WHAT?!?!? I OUGHTTA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS RIGHT UP THIER FUCKHOELS TILL THEY CUM BLOOD AND THEN EAT THIER INTESTINES!!!!!
Random British Person: Now THAT GUY is Batshit Insane.

by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010

Batista

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking

Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!

by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008

barts

Beer Farts, what one usually experiences after eating late-night greasy mexican food and consuming a large amount of beer.

Stay away from Frank; he's got the barts and is single-handedly expanding the ozone hone today.

by Wixx April 26, 2006

Batser

Dutch word for someone who is having sexual intercourse, from the verb batsen.

Girl: Hey batser, wanna fuck?
Guy: Yes, please!

by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

by Eamm February 13, 2009

Batsteins

1. Derogatory term for a homosexual.
2. A word to describe bad luck in something.

'You really are a proper batsteins aren't you?'

'Jimmy cursed 'batsteins!' when he hit his toe on the table leg.'

by PJ_Bukem September 1, 2006