1. A person from the southern part of the united states such as Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi who routianely shop at Walmart or K-mart without shoes on, cut off shorts, and Dale Earnhart t shirt that have not bathed and only use outdoor toilets.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
Billy Bob is such a huge appalachian inbredignorainus. He went to Walmart to buy cigarettes, chewing tabacco, and tampons for his mom.
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The land where all your lies go. Whenever you tell a lie it becomes a reality in the parallel universe of apparently land. The larger your apparently land is, the more you lie.
by ConorJ February 26, 2011
Get the Apparently Land mug.Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
by Schnyper June 24, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
by Bison80 June 30, 2009
Get the Hiking the Appalachian trail mug.A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
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