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Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows
Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart
by bushini349358 June 13, 2022
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Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.
"You're an actual geezer, mate."
by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023
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actual dickhead

A person who is always a stubborn prick regardless of atmosphere or time frame.
Richard ate all of the coolwhip with his pie, hes an actual dickhead.
by larcod February 4, 2018
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Actual joy

The euphoric feeling you get when you realize you’ve actually seen your long-distance friend or partner.

Memories suddenly start coming to your mind, and that’a great feeling.

Oi, you’ve SEEN them!

It usually comes right after post-meeting depression.
«Just saw the photo we took yesterday. Can’t wait to see you again
«That’s actual joy, heh?»
by uovo July 17, 2020
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Actual Optimal

When an action or object is "actual optimal" it is to be of optimum actuality.
"bro thats actual optimal"
"whats the fuck does that mean"
"actual optimal"
"actual optimal"
by sssly August 23, 2022
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Shut the actual up

Guy 1: Fortnite is an acceptable game
Guy 2: shut the actual up you cringelord
by Embers20342 March 11, 2022
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