The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.
"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."
by KCG January 27, 2004
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
by callmemunch March 30, 2008
by Hercolena Oliver May 27, 2010
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
by Me7axas November 22, 2009
Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
by cityguychicago November 04, 2011
by 69Mmmfuni April 19, 2021