Dumb thoughts

They can't all be gems folks. Cut me some slack....

Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"

Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016

no thoughts head empty

when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.

"I've mistaken my grandma's ashes for ground black pepper."
"no thoughts head empty"

by moonclqud September 27, 2019

sike you thought

Sike you thought is like a term used when a person is joking around or tried to make you believe something that wasn’t true.

For example; bob: Can I copy off your work? Joe: sure (almost hands the paper) Sike you thought!!

by Izzzyywpl November 21, 2017

gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

Bitch You Thought

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.

Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!

by Bobyellow August 9, 2017