“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
Dirty Martini with Tequila 🍸
I’ve been craving a martini but have been drinking tequila all day. Thank goodness this place will make a Sucio Martinez!
by Samantha Lane December 21, 2023
We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.
Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).
Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens
by rodri-1 November 25, 2021
a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
Leon Martinez scary nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 23, 2019
A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Person 1: Where do you want to go to Spicu hello?
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
by thecharacterwannie December 04, 2022