by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. by Hwusg gj June 20, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons
by weewoman March 31, 2008
Get the Jonathan mug. The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af
Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.
1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
by hustla July 30, 2008
Get the jonathanmug. Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.
by jonathan1111111111 October 20, 2010
Get the Jonathanmug.