A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.
by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018

by -Gracie February 3, 2022

My brother is gage.
by Idk___ January 31, 2021

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.
by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018

Gage is the name of a perfect husband. He cute, sexy, smart, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, makes you happy and you just cannot live without him. He would never be the one to breakup with you or cheat on you. He would never say anything rude to you, and he doesn’t like to joke around (i think). I LOVE YOU GAGE
Gage I love you so much
by Gage’s wife ❤️ (princess) December 4, 2021

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league
by Gage Cormier November 6, 2020

A fat peice of shit. A big guy that eats a lot of food and is whipped. His in a group called "people who don't salad" sadly only one member because Gage Big Adam ate them all.
by Jiggles and puffs November 19, 2017
