calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Calvin

I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3

Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....

"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024

Christa and Calvin

they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.

Christa and Calvin is the couple that always loves each other no matter what.

by chimmekelly July 29, 2018

Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 25, 2018