Brendan

the zestiest man you will ever meet

did you see brendan’s walk at ricky’s party, brendan’s zesty

by zestyzestcunts September 28, 2023

Brendan

Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.

WOW did you see what that guy did to his male dog? Yeah he must following Brendan

by Abka September 27, 2017

Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.

Brendan and alyssa are a cute couple

by Definition name November 20, 2017

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Brendan

A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!

Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?

Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans

by supercell56 July 20, 2019

Brendan

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.

That person is a total Brendan

by pkmn101 September 7, 2018