Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

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Subway Band

A Band that is not good enough for Jack and not on 24hundred.net

Why Do You Listen to The Smith Street Band they're a subway band

by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018

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Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.

Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"

by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018

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African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

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bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town

Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess

by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018

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Subway gang

To be part of the subway gang your dick has to be 6 inches or bigger

Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”

Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang

by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020

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