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Luscious Lucy: I really need a snack, but I don't want to eat too much bread today.
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
by iluvpb March 26, 2011
Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.
by Jez86 November 02, 2016
by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020
1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
by Puji March 23, 2009
The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
by Clam_Jam February 18, 2016
/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 11, 2017