lamb cannon

Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear

I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 2, 2009

Nuke Cannon

A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.

Ahhh, behold, the Bringer of Light.

by Tsing Shi Tao May 1, 2004

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Off A Cannon

To be extremely cross faded almost at the point of passing out.

Hey Julian I’m off a cannon right now this is insane!

by WelcomeToArbys54 October 18, 2018

Cannon Wicks

When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.

Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!

“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed

by Diynfl March 2, 2022

Sauce Cannon

Slang for giant penis

Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 1, 2021