Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

Blue Shirt Your Face

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.

Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.

by pdubowner February 16, 2010

Break Your Face Off

Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.

Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off

Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas

"Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring beer, not pants"

"Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"

by THE GARVEYS March 17, 2010

rock your face off

To do somehthing better than someone else. To empress somebody to a large degree

I am so good at the Olson Twins board game. I am going to rock your face off.

by funkmastah9 August 12, 2003

Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 06, 2022

Melt Your Face Off

Referring to music, if somebody tells you a song or artist “melts your face off” or “will melt your face off” this is generally thought of as a good thing. To melt one’s face off is to completely blow them away or overwhelm them with the intensity or energy of the music being played.

“Hey man! Come see my band’s show on Saturday! Shits gonna melt your face off!

by SexHaver212 December 19, 2021

my place on your face

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.

by PBG April 22, 2008