yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell
That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"
by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009
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A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
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Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
by Justice League Kat December 09, 2019
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Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
by Justice League Kat December 09, 2019
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dick do gank yank n ho

When a man has a belly bigger than his dick and masturbates constantly and jizzes on anything like plastic bags, dirty clothes, hats, kids toys...NASTY...dick do gank yank n ho...
Dick do gank yank n ho : Bruce sure is a dick do gank yank and ho!
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Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 20, 2008
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